Our goal is to increase wealth without purchasing stocks, bonds, or other traditional securities. We have a proprietary system that monetizes the inflow of new customer funds by putting into the hands of earlier investors or company principals.
Well, I’ve been sitting around my penthouse for a while and I decided I really have to go back to work. And since the only thing I know about is the stock market, I decided to open a new investment firm, Madoff Capital. My attorneys were reluctant at first – something about pending criminal charges – I was able to convince them to give me the go-ahead.